https://www.adbusters.org/cultureshop/blackspot/sneaker

Bought them this year, wore them to work once, decided I didn't like them, need to clear them out from under my desk now. Got the box and everything, I just need to get rid of them.

But it's Blondie, man!

I was going to give you £3.33 for an overpriced but lovely birthday card just now, but your wanky bloke outside (who quite obviously has the tiniest cock in the world, despite actually being the biggest cock in the world, weird that eh?) wouldn't let me in with my Chestnut and Brussel Sprout soup (it's actually really good but not as good as Nusa's which has pancetta also) which I just bought from the lovely Nincomsoup next to you even though it had a lid and I am quite capable of not spilling it, because I am not a complete fucking imbecile (all the time anyway, and definitely not today).

Plus I only didn't get a little brown paper bag from Nincomsoup to put my soup in because I don't want extra bags and all that, plus my hands were cold, and if I had, you wouldn't have even known what was in it, Wanky Card And Shit Gift Shop in Old Street Station.

So no money from me for you, Wanky Card And Shit Gift Shop in Old Street Station.

I used to think your sign on the door saying "No schoolchildren or traffic wardens" was quite amusing but now I want to lock you all in and torch your shop.

I am in no way irrationally pissed off with you for this slight for reasons like my being generally grumpy or other than your wankiness and shit gifts, Wanky Card And Shit Gift Shop in Old Street Station.

Yours,
Nicky

Does anyone have anything a bit like this, but in black:



that I could borrow for Tuesday night, in a UK size 4 or 5? I just mean the general idea of strappy sandal, not heartset on ankle strap, toe, blah. Just not anything like the current Topshop crop which I hate.

It's just for work party and I promise not to break them.

XX

(apart from that it is awesome)



Oh god oh god I mean really is that not ... mmm. Yes it is.

What about


Yes yes? Yes. Sorry. Thanks. N'night. X

Thankyou http://lolerature.tumblr.com/

Which little fucker finished off the chocolate spread? Where is my wine? Hm?